Our young generation has craze of sending the latest funny sms to everyone. They collect the sms collection from the internet and send their friends.
Girl: Which Is More Important To You?
Your Life Or Me?
Boy: Before I Answer That, Let Me Ask You Something.
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Girl: Sure, What?
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Boy: You Copied This Question From Facebook ?? =P
*. .Pathan ko 1 Larki se pyar ho gaya.
Larki: Khan sab, aapko meri bilkul parwa nahi hay.
Pathan: Oye Pagli, Pyar karne walay kisi ki parwa nahi karte…:-)
I hope you are enjoying the best collection of funny text jokes from here. Just copy and paste these text to your cell and enjoy sending funny jokes to your friends.
Kitne Dino’n Se Seyah Libas Pehne Phir Rahay Hain,
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Ke Koi Hamein Muft Shampo De Or Kahay
“Your Licence To Wear Black” ;->
Shiri Rehman Farmati hay
Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko
wah wah
Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko
liken koi jutey say na mare mere dewane ko
Asian to a British: Do you know we have made such thing
which can able us to see through the wall.
British with wonder: What is that?
Asian: Hole
Do you know?
What is the name of that disease which stops you
reading if the books are in front of you?
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No?
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It is exactly the same which you have in your hand now?
Hemat Nahi Ha K Dastan A Zandge Apni Suna Sakain.... Mohtsar Suno.. Jis Ny Be Dil Tora Jee Bhar K Tora.
Karachi ki hifazat karen...
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Q K
Hum sb ki "Dulhanen" Yahin se Milengi.. ;-)
silent msg 4 all karachi Boyz*".
Pathan: Yaar Uth Zalzala Aa Raha Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha He.
2nd Pathan: Soja\’ Soja Ghar To Maalik makan Ka Giray ga,
Hum To Kirayedar Hen. .*
Technology Has Its Own Limitations
Google May B D Most Powerful Search Engine
But It Can’t Search N Locate
D Chappal I Lost At Masjid Last Friday!
Ki Faida
What Always Surprises Me
Is That
When People Blow Their Noses,
They Look Into Their Hankies
To See What Comes Out..
I Mean
What Do They Expect...
Diamonds. . . ? ? ? =P =D
wo Secrets
for a Successful Life …
Whenever you
are Wrong -
Admit it.
And
Whenever you
are Right -
Just Keep Quiet.!!!!
